Be Like You. . . or not

thatshowyoufeel: vardaesque: saevuswinds: vardaesque: you...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:05:55 -0400

vardaesque:

saevuswinds:

vardaesque:

you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started

Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out and I still got half a pie left.

BLESS YOU

My goodness

trillow: remember when the world ended last year

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:41:52 -0400

trillow:

remember when the world ended last year

Photo

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:40:27 -0400

ostracizedpoodle: life has never given me lemons

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:37:13 -0400

ostracizedpoodle:

life has never given me lemons

severalzygons: civilish: severalzygons: civilish: severalzygons: civilish: Do British people...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 13:33:35 -0400

severalzygons:

civilish:

severalzygons:

civilish:

severalzygons:

civilish:

Do British people not drink ice tea as much as Americans do? What do they drink during the summer?

tea

But it’s hot…

only tea

there are no other drinks

only tea

Wait… What if you don’t like tea?

then the weak die

Photo

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 19:37:53 -0400

younoblestranger: collide—with—the—sirens: a-cumberbatch-of-coo...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 19:36:20 -0400

younoblestranger:

collide—with—the—sirens:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

thoroughly-hawkward:

keepcalmandthunderfrost:

dettsu:

izzytheeverything:

flagdemoness:

forevahyoung-ness:

eheheheh-lokid:

doctordonna10:

what-theface:

“All the single heroes…”

ALL THE SINGLE HEROES

ALL THE SINGLE HEROS

NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!

UP IN NEW YORK

JUST THAWED OUT

DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING

THEY TALKED ME UP

LOKI SUCKS

AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Up in New York
Just thawed out
Doin’ an Avengers thing

They talked me up
Loki sucks
And Coulson is obsessed with me

He up on me, he up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
Out doing this avenging biz

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

I got Barton in the sky
Romanov the spy
And Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air

Stark flies by
I’m on stand by
Thor brings the lightning and the thunder

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

We won’t treat him to the things of this world
Justice has been served
Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve

Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
Oh, Laufeyson

Now you’re really done
In the void, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, you’ll be gone

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we want
I’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement home
Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
Bruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

THE AVENGERS FANDOM EVERYONE, I CAN’T.

^^^^^^
AN ENTIRE SONG

I HAVE ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES YOU GUYS

you know true fans when they finish the song for the rest of the fandom’s enjoyment <3

spadesslick: tokomon: The original pitch for the Powerpuff...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 17:15:25 -0400

spadesslick:

tokomon:

The original pitch for the Powerpuff Girls was a student film called Whoopass Stew. Craig McCracken originally intended to show what the perfect little girl was before Professor Utonium added a can of Whoopass to the concoction. The perfect little girl (sitting on the rainbow) was supposed to be the perfect mixture of sugar, spice, and everything nice. When the accidental extra ingredient was added, the three original ingredients split up to match the personalities of the three new girls. Bubbles being sugar, Buttercup being spice, and Blossom being everything nice.

Chemical X is whoopass.

This is the greatest day of my life.

consulting-the-winchesters: id accept that shit right away

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 16:56:15 -0400

consulting-the-winchesters:

id accept that shit right away

bmoburns: oomshi: soup that tastes great is souper may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 16:54:53 -0400

bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

norsegays: “tumblr should have its own island!!!!!!!!”

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 23:45:59 -0400

norsegays:

“tumblr should have its own island!!!!!!!!”

We're all screwed.

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 23:45:34 -0400

raxacoricofallapatoriusobviously:

hungryhungryhannibal:

nogivemesomeoneilike:

• Supernatural is on hiatus.

• Doctor Who is on hiatus.

• Homestuck is on hiatus.

•Hannibal is three weeks from season finale/inevetibale conniption/hiatus.

•Sherlock is well, Sherlock.

EVEN JOHN GREEN IS ON HIATUS.
JOHN GREEN NEVER GOES ON HIATUS

We should read more books.

Books are where we started. Books are where we will finish.

koishy: one thing me and cory have in common is that we’re always in the house

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 23:41:31 -0400

koishy:

one thing me and cory have in common is that we’re always in the house

peanutsareforpussies: meghai: seize-the-ass: a-really-funny-girl-just: edsheewalkedd: firstadrea...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 23:41:15 -0400

peanutsareforpussies:

meghai:

seize-the-ass:

a-really-funny-girl-just:

edsheewalkedd:

firstadream:

eat-sleep-procrastinate:

allwaswellindistrict12:

I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.

I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.

I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear

canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to write, they have to handwrite it.

handwritten like the signatures on all our equal marriage certificates

canada wins

princeruffian: capri sun what the fuck does that even mean

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 23:35:15 -0400

princeruffian:

capri sun what the fuck does that even mean

longlivesuperstar: awesomephilia: When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes...

Thu, 30 May 2013 15:21:04 -0400

longlivesuperstar:

awesomephilia:

When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it

That gif is the most perfect thing in the world

the-angels-take-asgard: iamafrayedknot: iamafrayedknot: iamafrayedknot: imagine a dragon trying...

Thu, 30 May 2013 15:20:38 -0400

the-angels-take-asgard:

iamafrayedknot:

iamafrayedknot:

iamafrayedknot:

imagine a dragon trying to blow up balloons but they keep setting on fire

it’s really sad

also imagine it trying to blow out the candles on its birthday cake

their birthdays must be awful

imagine dragons

hannibalthecanibal: captainofthemoon: hiddle-batched: This is...

Wed, 29 May 2013 23:29:26 -0400

hannibalthecanibal:

captainofthemoon:

hiddle-batched:

This is the first time I’ve ever seen an archer in a film run out of arrows or collect used arrows to reuse later.

Accuracy: You’re doing it right.

accuracy? this is a movie about a small band of fantabulous people with random superpowers who defeat an alien invasion led by a guy with golden goat horns and you’re worried about accuracy?

firstly: tony, nat, and clint do not have superpowers, they rely on their skills to survive

secondly: thor is not human, other than the use of his hammer, he is relying on the natural strength and fighting abilities of his people

thirdly: bruce and steve were both perfectly ordinary until science got involved

lastly: what supervillain doesn’t have at least one questionable fashion decision?

accuracy matters

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: littlemisskay: cannedmuffins: ...

Wed, 29 May 2013 23:27:23 -0400

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

littlemisskay:

cannedmuffins:

The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color

This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.

I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS

It’s like they were made for each other.

i swear to fucking hell if you fuckers start shipping a book and i pen i will forcibly shove you back into the pits of hell you came from

Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.

“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”

TUMBLR STOP.

YES

NEVER STOP TUMBLR

someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes...

Tue, 28 May 2013 22:54:31 -0400

someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking